After a long day its nice to unwind with a good meal. MB met me down on Whyte and we hit up Da-de-o's for some good southern food. A little catfish, some Po' Boys and bread pudding. We beat the dinner rush which is always good and got a chance to watch out the window as the world went by.
There were another 2 fellas sitting a little closer to the window doing much the same as us, just enjoying the evening...or so we thought.
The parking space right in front of the restaurant opened up and one of those "smart" cars was trying to pull into the space. I won't go on my rant about smart cars...ok maybe I will...I hate them. I think they are the dumbest innovation in automotive technology ever. Why would I want to drive around the box my stove came in with a hole cut in the front for a windshield? I bet if I ran down the street with nothing but the clothes on my back and had a head on collision with a smart car I would win. They are stupid, unsafe and can't go faster than 80. I'd rather drive a golf cart around town. It's probably safer.
Anyways back to the real story. The smart car guy wedges the thing back and forth until he gets it right against the curb. Since it has snowed over a foot here in the past few days there was a small snow bank on the curb which made it hard to open the passenger door to open. So smart car's girlfriend is trying to get out and is having a hard time because of the snow. Smart car runs around to help her out and after a few slips she gets to the sidewalk safely.
Then they come into Da-de-o's....
The guy sitting right next to MB shouts out "hey, nice park job dillhole!!" To which smart car replies "what?" the guy responds with "yeah, you really didn't account for your girlfriend getting out with her little sneakers there did you?" Smart car says"well I came around and helped her.."
Guy follows that up with "your a schmuck!" Smart car is speechless at this point and just goes and sits at his table.
Now, my question is...who is the dillhole/schmuck?
Perhaps it wasn't smart car?
2 comments:
slight correction... i believe it was "dill-hole"
that guy was hilarious. we were all thinking the smart car dude was a schmuck... good on that guy for saying it out loud. classic.
i will edit, it was dillhole
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