So my roommate Kevin got home tonight and was suffering from a severe charlie horse and wanted to kick back and take it easy, maybe watch some basketball, you know regular stuff. He thought it would be a good idea if we got some pizza and took 'er easy, and I didn't think that, that was too bad of an idea, so we ordered some pizza...
Now what comes next is a little interesting, and I know that pizza delivery dudes are working for the good tip, but I didn't know we had to dive this deep in the attempt to do so.
So the "dude" comes to the door with the pizza, and we will refer to him as a "dude", cause he was. "Here's your pizza, 29.55 please" so I get out the bank card, and start to pay. "Hey, is there a game on?" the dude says, and I'm like "yeah, just a little basketball". Dude's like " sweet, sounds like a good night, a little basketball, some pizza, just chillin', maybe a BJ you know? Got a girlfriend?", so I was like "oh yeah, actually just got engaged" (feeling beyond uncomfortable at this point), to which the dude says "oh snap man, you'd better get that in while you can cause it's about to go way down hill, like bad!"
Not wanting to explain my personal stance on life at this point I just take my receipt and close the door, stunned beyond belief that a pizza dude would actually say that at a random persons door!
Can you believe that?
Also I realize that the grammar of this post is substandard but I really wanted to convey how much of a "dude" this guy was, not to mention his poofy afro!
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the random BJ mention... always a bit surprising. i think i'll throw that into my repertoire.
Please don't. Reags, you should have slapped the dude. So inappropriate.
i respect that. MB, you should do it, just dont suggest it around me.
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